heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

(via oatsandyoga)

doctorcaslock:

CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON

FUCK THIS SHIT- I AM SO DONE

I’LL LAY MY HEAD, BUT I WON’T REST,

I’LL JUST CRY SOME MORE

(via the-winchester-initiative)

(Source: heavenandhellcastiel, via the-winchester-initiative)

mishayourface:

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me

(via the-winchester-initiative)

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands

(via kindest-laugh)